2012年8月6日星期一

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Theres excellent news for Europe-bound skinflints. Thanks to a spiraling debt crisis that is destroying the lives of millions of Europeans, you soon be able to money in on other peoples desperation.

Better still, the crisis is focused on the best holiday spots.

 keep in mind to drop your conscience a postcard after youâve stiffed the waiter out of the tip they was relying on to feed his spouse and children.

You require to travel to Greece, Germany and France -- Greece, Germany and France desires your tourist dollars. Germany doesnt need your money -- you don't need Germany.'




Felines arenât the simplest of travelling companions, but if you got to take your tabby or tortoiseshell on the road, best confine them to some kind of specialized carrier. Administer food, water, motion illness pills and words of comfort as necessary.Other peoples screaming, stinky children are the stuff of nightmares for long-haul air travelers.

But taking your own child on an aircraft can open the door to an unexpected world of frequent flier privileges.

Families with young babies are usually ushered onto aircraft ahead of the riffraff and get priority on bulkhead seats.

Here offspring can be plopped in to crib-style bassinets and lulled asleep by jet engine white noise. This allows exhausted parents to enjoy a hot meal, a film and a rare moment of peace.

And when the child starts bawling they finally get payback for all those pre-parenthood flights when they were kept awake by noisy neighbors.

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